Portable Pilates & Abdominal Training Board

Your overpriced Pilates studio just got ghosted.

Description
A one-step foldable Pilates board that saves space, spares your wallet, and quietly replaces your overpriced fitness studio.

Fabric & Materials
Crafted with 20mm TPE kneeling pads, 8mm EVA elbow pads, and a durable ABS platform.

Cleaning Info
Wipe clean with a damp cloth—she handles sweat better than your ex handled commitment.

Dimensions
Folds to approx. 35” L x 17” W x 4” H; extends to 70” long for full-body moves.

Training Style
Targets arms, glutes, waist, back, and legs—basically your entire “revenge body.”

Resistance Level
Offers 50 lbs of automatic rebound for beginners, skeptics, and gentle glow-up seekers.

Tech Feature
Built-in smart timer keeps your workout honest, even when you're not.

Comfort Bonus
Foam armrests and extra-thick padding make it feel slightly less like punishment.

Warranty
Covered by a 1-year warranty, which—let’s be honest—is longer than most wellness trends last.