Portable Pilates & Abdominal Training Board
Your overpriced Pilates studio just got ghosted.
Description
A one-step foldable Pilates board that saves space, spares your wallet, and quietly replaces your overpriced fitness studio.
Fabric & Materials
Crafted with 20mm TPE kneeling pads, 8mm EVA elbow pads, and a durable ABS platform.
Cleaning Info
Wipe clean with a damp cloth—she handles sweat better than your ex handled commitment.
Dimensions
Folds to approx. 35” L x 17” W x 4” H; extends to 70” long for full-body moves.
Training Style
Targets arms, glutes, waist, back, and legs—basically your entire “revenge body.”
Resistance Level
Offers 50 lbs of automatic rebound for beginners, skeptics, and gentle glow-up seekers.
Tech Feature
Built-in smart timer keeps your workout honest, even when you're not.
Comfort Bonus
Foam armrests and extra-thick padding make it feel slightly less like punishment.
Warranty
Covered by a 1-year warranty, which—let’s be honest—is longer than most wellness trends last.
SATURDAY DELIVERY
Fee: $30 for orders under $3,000 | Complimentary for orders $3,000 and above
Delivery Timing: Orders placed between 12pm ET on Sunday and 3pm ET on Friday should arrive the following Saturday. If an order is placed after these times, it will be processed the following business day. Cutoff times may vary slightly depending on sourcing location.
Exceptions:
Orders placed after the cutoff or on holidays will be processed the following business day
Some zip codes are not available for this service
Additional validation may be required for all orders and can delay delivery
NEXT BUSINESS DAY DELIVERY
Fee: $30 for orders under $3,000 | Complimentary for orders $3,000 and above
Delivery Timing: Orders placed by 3pm ET Monday - Friday or by 11am ET Saturday should arrive the following business day. If an order is placed after these times, it will be processed the following business day. Cutoff times may vary slightly depending on sourcing location.
Exceptions:
Orders placed after the cutoff, on Sundays, or holidays will be processed the following business day
Some zip codes are not available for this service
Additional validation may be required for all orders and can delay delivery
This item is returnable within 30 days of delivery. Restocking and return shipping fees will apply.
